It Felt Pimp To Say

Sister: Have you gotten taller?

Beneficent Allah: No - richer

(rire)

For my next trick...

STEREOIQ!

Foster The People – Call It What You Want Lyrics
Foster The People – Don't Stop (Color On The Walls) Lyrics
Foster The People – Helena Beat Lyrics
Foster The People – Houdini Lyrics
Foster The People – I Would Do Anything For You Lyrics
Foster The People – Life On The Nickel Lyrics
Foster The People – Miss You Lyrics
Foster The People – Pumped Up Kicks Lyrics
Foster The People – Warrant Lyrics
Foster The People – Waste Lyrics

Cute!

Jay-Z serenades his baby:

Jay-Z – Glory Lyrics

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"B is for Bibi! A is for Arafat!" - Felafel stand owner who got a "B" in health inspection

Typical Goldman Sachs Interview Question

"What is the smallest container that would adequately fit the compressed ashes from all 6 million Jews burned in the Holocaust?"